[David]

Originally Posted by Jyqm

I can't believe they actually still print this stuff in the newspaper every day. Can you imagine if you looked from up your crossword and there was a sidebar saying, "Jewish: This is a good month from you. You will lend money to many people and collect a lot of interest, and your iron grip on the entertainment industry will remain in tact. Don't sweat the small stuff when others question your militant Zionism." Or, "Woman: Today is a 4. As a member of the weaker and less rational sex, you may experience several emotional breakdowns today. Try not to think too hard about politics or science, and things

hahahahaaaaaaaa!!
I'm stealing this!