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Old 05-18-2006, 12:38 PM
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Ok, anybody feel like sharing some of the really tasteless (but funnier than hell) puns going around already?

Here's some of my recent finds:

"Linda casts shadow over long and winding road to break-up"
"She’s leaving home . . . but will divorce net a record £200m?"
"A sad song for the McCartneys"
"McCartney, wife 'can't work it out'"
"We can't work it out"
"Ex-Beatle, wife decide they can't work it out"
"Hello, Goodbye to McCartney's Marriage"
"Love me don't"
"She Won't Still Need Him When He's 64"
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