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Old 03-29-2006, 11:53 AM
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Originally Posted by estranged4life
Sounds more like "DNC's Got A Gun" (Sung to the tune of Aerosmith's "Janie's Got A Gun")

"Dum, dum, dum, Bush Sr. what have you done
Dum, dum, dum, it's the sound of your son
Dum, dum, dum, Oil tycoon what have you done
Dum, dum, dum, it's the sound, it's the sound...
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah....

DNC's Got A Gun
DNC's Got A Gun
Shruby's whole world's come undone
From lookin' straight at the sun
What did his daddy do
What kinda **** you did he put you citizens through

They say when Shruby was arrested
They found him underneath a train (Lookin' for WMD's or a clue...Still!)
But man, he had it comin'
Now that DNC's Got A Gun
Ol Chimp ain't never gonna be the same

DNC's Got A Gun
DNC's Got A Gun
Hillary's dog day's just begun
Now everybody is on the run
Tell me now it's untrue
What did the GOP do

Shruby jacked the little bitty voters
The man has got to be insane
They say the spell that he was under
The lightnin' and the thunder
Knew that someone had to stop his reign

Move away, Move away from his reign
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah (Canada sounds fine ay)

Move away, Move away from the rightwing reign
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Move away, Move away, Move, move the hell outta away (Mexico sounds fine too!)

DNC's Got A Gun
DNC's Got A Gun
Hillary's dog day's just begun
Now everybody is on the run
What did Chimp Co. do
It's Hillary's last I.O.U.

She had to take him down easy
And put a bullet (Or ballot) in his brain (Bush had a brain?)
She said 'cause nobody believes me
The man was such a sleeze
He ain't never gonna be the same

Run away, run away with the 2008 election
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away (in 2012)

DNC's Got A Gun
DNC's Got A Gun
DNC's Got A Gun
Everybody is on the run

DNC's Got A Gun
Hillary's dog day's just begun
Now everybody's on the run (Honey, honey what's your problem)
'Cause DNC's Got A Gun (Tell me it ain't right)
DNC's Got A Gun (Was it Bush daddys Oil company profiteerin'')
Hillary's dog day's just begun (That made you scream at night)
DNC's Got A Gun
Hillary's dog day's just begun
Now everybody's on the run
DNC's Got A Gun"

I know, my satire sucks...But I am bored stiff this mornin'
Well it cracked me up! Now we just need someone to record and send to Air America! Good times...
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