^ Stevie has no right to look down on your manicure, what with her 1988 hooker-red polish she still insists on wearing.
I've had a few, most were right before shows about being late or unable to find my seat, or realizing I was 10,000 feet away & couldn't see a thing.
But my favorite was when Mac played on my elementary school's stage - which is in the cafeteria, btw.
