You want dumb...I got dumb.
I ran into our screen door with a sucker sticking out of my mouth (had a long stick) and it went down my throat. Had to pull it out.
I guess I have an oral fixation (insert joke here
LOL), so I put a BB in my mouth (for a BB gun) once. Accidentally swallowed it and scratched my throat, but I swore to my mom it was stuck in there. LMAO!
Used Vanish (to clean your toilet) on my legs once. Thought it would make the hair vanish.
Cut my leg open on a car bumper. Yeah. The scar looks like a leech because I didn't go have stitches. LOL
Put a rock up my nose when I was little.
Choked on a penny (oral thing again) and my mom gave me the heimlich.
Got in trouble when my friend's mom took me home, even though my mom specifically told me to stay at the movie theater so she could come get me. She was piiiiiiiiiiisssssed when she got back home and at the time, I was like "What's the big deal?!" but now I know...she was worried sick.
While mom and I were standing at a street corner waiting for her friend to pick us up...this guy drove by and looked at us. I waved. Didn't really think about it being a HUGE no-no and I got scared when it looked like the dude was turning around to come back. He didn't though.