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Old 03-14-2006, 01:42 PM
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Originally Posted by strandinthewind
You haven't seen my body lately

Moreover, providing company is an honest day's work

Finally, someone did actually proposition me the other evening and I said for $5,000 I am your's for the rest of the night
Shaping up, eh? good for you. Me too, but I also quit smoking.

Why are people always offering you 5000 dollars for something? That's weird, in a really cool way. Has anyone ever offered you 5000 to hush?

Um...did you get the joke? Prostituting yourself for sexual favors? You probably did.
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