Eh, a little **** in your Diet Coke is good for you. Keeps your immune system on its toes.
Seriously, though, I really don't find this all that gross. Just reading the headline, I guessed that the toilet water was probably actually very clean, which turned out to be true. And aside from that, we live on planet earth, there's germs and **** everywhere. Unless you're the boy in the bubble, you probably come into contact with and ingest much dirtier things over the course of your day than fast food ice. But this is why we've got immune systems and white blood cells; it's their day-to-day jobs to knock out little stuff like this. Now, if they find a big turd in the ice machine, or mold that's been growing so long it's multicolored, then we've got some big problems. But you could probably compare fast food ice with your tap water from home, and they wouldn't be all that different.
(Also, double you tee eff, she went to the f*cking University of South Florida to do bacteria tests? I hated those goddamn kids, man. I always chose the science fair project that I could do without leaving the house. These damn over-achievers make the rest of us half-assers look bad.)
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