Hey GUYS, i just heard from a Legitimate Source and Someone on the Inside that -
1.) Stevie has decided to leave Rock Music behind and become a nuclear physicist. She also has finally admitted to being a practicing Wiccan, however has just converted to Christianity and is going to become the first female Priest. She took her vows of chastity today. . . .
2.) She and Peter Green are getting married.
3.) It turns out that Stevie is actually 92. Jessica is her GRAND-daughter. Stevie and Lindsey have been married since 1968.
4.) Stevie is going to be appearing as a Jedi Knight in the next Star Wars film!
YAAAAY!!!
( NO disrespect intended towards anyone. And please give your trollometers a good tap - they may be giving an incorrect reading.
You MAY, however, want to check your sarcasm meters - I'm just trying to make a point - anybody can tell you that they "heard something from a Legitimate Source "- see it's all in CAPS so it MUST be true! - and may even feel that it really was - but - as almost always, it turns out to be just a rumour. )
Which KINDA makes those OTHER Rumours a little more SHAKY - no???
