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Originally Posted by dissention
David Manning? I remember "him." Sony offered $5 refunds on all the movies "he" reviewed.  I didn't get one because I wouldn't be caught dead going to see The Animal with Rob Schneider or The Patriot with Mel Gibson, two of the flicks "he" reviewed.
My favorites are those quotes from really ****ty places like Wireless Magazine. Baby Geniuses 2 comes out and they say "One of the greatest family films of all time!" Wonky bastards don't even watch the **** they "review." |
Here's a goodie. You remember Catwoman? there was this review on the ad for it in the paper where some critic from a very obscure mag wrote about how this movie was a "Must-see." Of course, after a little snooping, I discovered that neither the person or the publication existed. SURPRISE.
