I completely forgot to tell you guys - the gloves have been expelled! A couple of weeks ago, Mark was sick from work. He was laying on the couch, drifting in & out of consciousness when he heard a noise. He looked over & saw something laying on the carpet (of course

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The gloves. Still attached by the string thingy. Still whole. Crumpled up & covered in dog puke.
2 WEEKS AFTER BUBBA ATE THEM!
My poor baby. Thank God he's OK. Needless to say, he is no longer trusted out of his crate when he's home alone. Ever.
