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Originally Posted by dissention

Just the thought of Stevie putting a corset on makes me lose all control. I envision her having Karen stretch that sucker out as much as it possibly can stretch and then Stevie attempting to hop into it as delicately, and ladylike, as she can. Once she's finally secured into it after fifteen or twenty aborted attempts, she grabs ahold of the bathroom sink for dear life while Karen yanks those strings as tightly as she can. At first, it's too much of a job for one person, so she recruits Sharona to help her, and then, finally, Waddy. Once Stevie begins to have trouble breathing, she gives the thumbs up and they tie it up as fast as they can before she pops out like sausage being squeezed out of it's casing. She finds it difficult to bend, so her staff immediately rushes to remove all beverages and assorted fluids from the backstage area in order to prevent going through that all over again in case she must urinate.

Bravo, darling! My only constructive criticism is that I don't think that Sharon would be able to handle the job, being so dainty/thin/skinny/scrawny.