Oh, for Gawd's sake, then. For GAWD'S SAKE!!!!
Don't insult me and then try to intimate that I am overreacting. That is so lame. And don't tell me to calm down when you have just point blank insulted me. It's gross. Why don't you just tell me if Cool Water is the same as Blue Water? And if it's not, then maybe educate me on what Cool Water really is. How bout that? Would that be so hard? Apparently insulting me is much easier. Good for you.
Or, shoot, if you want to keep laughing at me cause I don't know what Cool Water is, then maybe I can come up with something you don't know that I can laugh about - for instance - what should you do if your opposing attorney/client hasn't answered your Requests for Admission?
Omigod, you don't know!?!?!?!
You are sooo lame! I can't believe you don't know that! Omigod! Could you be any more stupid?
And don't say i get way too excited, when you are the one who freaked out because someone had the audacity to question the logic of your posts.
You have no credibility.
How funny, I was trying to give you the out of not being a total a-hole, but you didn't take it, and instead chose to be a total a-hole.
Sesly, that's funny.
Well, Homie, rock on witcho bad self, and find solace in your knowledge, because I now think you are a collossal asshole.
And by the way? If someone doesn't answer your Requests for Admissions, unlike other Discovery requests, in this case you file a motion to deem admitted. In all other discovery, you would file a motion to compel!
What? You didn't know that? Omigod! I can't believe that! For god's sake! It's the B side of law! I can't believe you didn't know!!!
And my point is, yes, you are an a-hole.

And yes, I am also a chatty cathy. Chatty Cathy and Mac Fan are not mutually exclusive personality traits. If it's possible for you to grasp that grey. You fricking moron.

And I don't say that lightly. I always liked you or gave you the BOTD until right this moment. This moment when you scoffed b/c I didn't know cool water.
See, it's just as dumb for you to scoff b/c I didn't know that song as it is for me to scoff that you didn't know about Requests for Admission. See?