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Old 12-06-2005, 01:34 AM
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Originally Posted by sparky
This wasn't said to me, but it was classic.
A friend of mine told me she was once introduced to this woman, and the first thing that the woman said to her was, "Hi, my name is Janet and I haven't had sex in 9 years."


WTF ?

Did she teach "how to be a scary bitch 101"?
Good lord, I love these stories, b/c whenever I think I'm hella crazy and ill advised, I can look back and say "No. I'm not crazy. This is crazy."
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