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I can just picture it now. It would make Perez Hilton and Baby Jesus cry. Riss&Diss has such a ring to it, too.
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Damn. Making Baby Jesus cry...THIS? IS SERIOUS!
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 That woman sounds like a HOOT! Was anyone able to control their laughter? What a fabulous Thanksgiving that sounds like. Dinner with my family was too bitchy, even for me. I want to put a hit out on my two cousins like you wouldn't believe. |
No. She's not a hoot. She and the gator-shoe-with-tassel-wearing ass she's married to are ridiculous. They need to hop a boat and head back to Europe, pronto. The food was good -- I actually held a kid (I don't do babies) -- It seems as though Christmas may be the same crowd. This? Is also serious. And yes, I know what you mean about the cousins. One family ended up not attending and thank God. Stephanie (she's a year older than me) grates my nerves like you would not believe and so does my aunt.
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Moments? We're always too cool for school. Don't be modest.
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Okay okay. In the future, I will learn to embrace our stellarness.
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Yes. About Kirsten Drunkst & the Massive Genital Wart on the Crotch of the Grand Diva of Fug & coke needle wielding goth-eyed wonky babies.
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*snort* Such a way with words. Shakespeare would bow down to you
