Lord, on this day of thanks, we would like to extend our deepest gratitude for this incredible bounty of green beans you have bestowed upon us. And though for some reason you found it necessary to take our son from us, and though you for some reason find pleasure in watching us suffer, still, we give thanks. Amen.
Amen. Does anybody have a can opener?
God damnit.
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On and on it will always be, the rhythm, rhyme, and harmony.
THE Stephen Hopkins
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