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Originally Posted by skcin
Dad's even better, cuz he can't hear but won't admit it, esp. on the phone.
Me: "Hey dad, we're going to paint that wall today."
Dad: "Paint the what?"
Me: "The wall. In the bedroom."
Dad: "What are you painting? The hall?"
Me: "No, dad. THE WAAAALLL! W-A-L-L! In the BEDROOM!"
Dad: "OK, stop yelling, I couldn't hear you!"
Me, thinking to self ' no sh*t, that's why I'm yelling. So you can hear me.'
Fun fun fun.
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Reminds me of the episode of Roseanne where Jackie is trying to tell some old aunt on the phone that her dad has died (and I paraphrase).
Jackie (on the phone): "Dad's dead.... Dad's gone.....Dad has passed on..... No, dad's died......Dad is dead.....(pause) Dad's fine. he sends his love." Hang up.
