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Originally Posted by ReFleetwoodMac
Don't kill it. Set up a delicious first course meal for him and lay it on your finest China. In due time, he will come out from his hole and feast. If it doesn't happen before you go to bed, you will need to set up another, even more tempting one. Cheesecake with cherry syrup perhaps. Just make sure it is large enough that he cannot finish it before you wake. If all goes as planned, he should be stilling feasting when you wake, allowing you plenty of time to pick up the plate and escort him outside to the neighbor's yard. Don't worry about him being frightened and running away when you go for the plate, unless you are a bad cook.
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