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Originally Posted by Nixxxed
I'm Bernice, or I'm "borrowing" your gun.
*singing*"BLACK MAN!!!!! BLACK MAN!!!!!"*singing*
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I LOVE THAT
I love that show.
Here are some of my fav.'s:
SUZANNE: Oh, oh!! I've got one..........this just makes me furious!! Y'know.......when men......use Women's Liberation as an excuse not to kill bugs for you........oh, I just hate that!!! I don't care what anybody says, I think the man should have to kill the bug!!
JULIA: I don't think I can add anything to that..........
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JULIA: Something wrong, Suzanne?
SUZANNE: Yes, something is wrong. I'm driving down the street this morning, the sun is shining, I'm young, I'm beautiful. I look in the rearview mirror and what do I see? There is a hair growing out of my chin. I mean, have you ever in all your life? I simply could not believe my eyes. Here I am, hardly 30 years old, and there's this hair sticking out right here. It's unbelievable. Obviously, I'm being punished for some heinous sin, like telling Kyle Westheimer's parents that he is, in fact, a bisexual. But all I know is, whatever it is, I did not merit this.
MARY JO: You told some guy's parents that he's a bisexual?
SUZANNE: That's right. I always tell the parents. And I'm not sorry either. I don't believe in bisexuals. I figure the rest of us have to choose, so why shouldn't they?
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REGGIE MAC: I've gotta go to Mr. Fladbeau's office and ask if I can take my break now.
JULIA: Can't you just take it?
REGGIE MAC: Well, I only get one a week.
SUZANNE: Don't worry about Mr. Fladbeau, I'll take care of that. You're not leaving this room.
SUZANNE: Mr. Fladbeau! This is Suzanne Sugarbaker! Reggie Mac is taking his break now, thank you!!
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and the one where she thinks Mrs. Philpott is a bad woman named ROBERTA
