I don't have a cell phone, don't need one. I work at home and I hate phones anyways. When the phone rings, I go into huffy mode. I'm like "Who the frick is it and what do they want, do I HAVE to get up?"
"Vaginal bleeding." cracked my sh*t up!!
Well, I have a cell phone that I used in England (pay as you go), but that was for communication only purposes...not chit chat purposes. Plus, it was cheaper than calling from the hotel phone.