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Originally Posted by mylittledemon
HA!!!!
I bumped into a midget when I was 13 or 14 in a Walmart. I knocked him over and he was like a turtle turned over on its back. I was like "Uhhhh" and I was gonna say I was sorry, but he was like "EEEeeee!" like Mini-me (swear to God) from Austin Powers, and his stubby little hands were reaching out for me to help him up. I... uh...took off running. My friend Bruce was there with me, and told my mom. She walked me around to store to find the midget-in-question so I could apologize to him. I was mortified.
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OMG - I am HORRIFIED for you!!!!!!!
I was loaded one time (shut up
) at thid midget's parrty at his house and I asked if it was okay to smoke in the balcony. He was like yea and then looked like he wanted one, so I offered him one and he declined - to which I slurringly commented "yea they are bad for you and they stunted my growth" jokingly referring to my 6'4" stature - needless to say I left soon after that with foot still in my mouth