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Originally Posted by amber

Ain't no one out there with a crush on me, either.
Oh, wait, one person had one. But still!!!
I do, however, have a pretty severe crush on myself.
I've been trying to ask myself out, but I'm so shy!!! And what if I say no?! I'll be crushed. And what if I go out with myself, but I don't try to hit on myself? What if there's no sexual chemistry? That would be heartbreaking. And what if I'm cheap? I expect certain things, I don't want to eat some three dollar burrito, which is what I suspect I'll buy for myself.

I've been sleeping with myself. The sex is really good but I feel so cheap the next morning.