Just how long did it take you to come up with this insane quiz, David? It's too long, I'm only doing the first few for now.
1. Which of the following is chronologically correct?
a. Variety Lights, Nights of Cabiria, Juliet of the Spirits, La Dolce Vita
b. Magnificent Ambersons, Lady From Shanghai, Touch of Evil, The Trial
c. Ride the High Country, Noon Wine, Major Dundee, The Wild Bunch
d. Return of the Dragon, Fists of Fury, Enter the Dragon, Game of Death
2. _________ boffed __________ in ____________.
a. Brando/Schneider/The Passenger
b. DeNiro/Connelly/Once Upon a Time in America
c. Hopper/Black/Easy Rider
d. Grant/Hepburn/Midnight Cowboy
3. Who was not involved in "1941"?
a. Spielberg
b. Lucas
c. Zemeckis
d. Mifune
4. Which didn't involve Muhammad Ali?
a. Farewell to the King
b. When We Were Kings
c. The Greatest
d. Thrilla in Manila
5. "Nouvelle vague" means:
a. vague novel.
b. novel and vogue.
c. original but uncertain.
d. none of the above.
6. Schrader is to "Taxi Driver" as
a. Scorsese is to "Raging Bull."
b. Jodie Foster is to "Anna & the King."
c. Coppola is to "Black Stallion."
d. Milius is to "Apocalypse Now."
7. Arnold Schwarzenegger lost title of Mr. Olympia in "Pumping Iron Part II." True or False?
Beats the hell out of me, I thought there was only one of them and I didn't even see it.
8. Which is of the following was not an early Soviet director?
a. Zhukov
b. Dovzhenko
c. Vertov
d. Pudovkin
9. Which actor did not expose his pud?
a. Robert DeNiro
b. Gerard Depardieu
c. Alec Baldwin
d. Harvey Keitel
No clue.
10. Which porn star appeared in "Boogie Nights"?
a. Veronica Hart Nina Hartley was in it, too.
b. Marilyn Chambers
c. Linda Lovelace
d. Fay Wray
11. Why is "Jeanne Dielmann" a ****ty movie?
a. It has a simple message stretched over four hours.
b. We are not only given but clobbered with the message.
c. Ackerman has no visual talent.
d. All of the above.