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Originally Posted by The Tower
This is the solution to all your dating dilemmas. Just hook up with Anderson. He's got money. His mom is cool. He's ambitious and has a great job. And I'm sure he's into the Wide Wide World of Sex.
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Mmmm. On paper this is all sounding tasty. But let me clarify, I don't have any dating dilemmas. I'm not dating. I have a dilemma with the mere thought of dating.
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See, all you need is an off the shoulder blouse, a big crushy belt and ballet slippers and you're all set. 
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Oh yeah, that's gonna happen. Talk about a deal breaker. I mean, I'll do a little bit of costume kind of stuff, but that's way beyond my range.
Are we sure he wouldn't go for a wife beater, a black leather belt and some harness boots ?