Kathy Griffin: "I love Oprah. And I'm a big fan. But she thinks she's Jesus!"
And I can just hear her Convention speech:
(think booming Oprah voice)
"If I am elected as the first woman President, I will see to it that everyone in America gets ... A BRAND NEW CAR!!!!!!!! Massachusetts? You get a car! Mississippi? You get a car! Ohio, Wisconsin, North Dakota, South Dakota? You get a car, you get a car, you get a car, and YOU . GET . A . CAR!!!!! And Illinois, California, Washington, Texas! CAR, CAR, CAR, CAR!!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
OK - so, maybe without the Howard Dean scream at the end. They just fit together so well.
