I chose "So left wing, I brake for ants on the freeway."
(I'm the guy who crawls around on his hands and knees in the middle of the night, to catch a cricket in a plastic cup and let it outside.
I also do the same with spiders and various other creepy-crawlers.
I even save wasps whenever possible.)
I'm just one big ol' peace-lovin,' living creature-savin' hippie.
