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Originally Posted by mylittledemon
No, I was in school then for audio engineering. There were about 50 or 60 people at this party. I got so messed up, under the influence of various things, that I went to pee in the back yard by the fence post because there were people in my bathroom. Well I passed out while I was taking a leak!! When I came to, my roomate and buddy were standing over me laughing that my wanker was hanging out of my pants. They picked me up off the ground and sat me on the leather sofa we had on the back porch. Because I was so messed up, I didn't realize that my manhood was still hanging there. Everyone was laughing. I finally saw the thing there and zipped up. The story got around, and there are even photos I'm told. So between the schlong incident, and the fact that my hair was highlighted with blonde streaks (ala Ponyboy from the Outsiders), they started calling me that.
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LOL - if we had been in college together and that had happened, we would have duct taped your wrists and ankles together behind your back and/or painted your face black or red with a marks a lot
