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Originally Posted by Josh2003
Gah!! Stangers With Candy quotes!!!
"I cried when I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. And then I laughed...really hard."
"I'm not adopted and I'm not an Indian. It's just a coincidence that I have a love of gambling and booze and a knack for catching syphilis."
"You're just a rack of bones, covered in a thin layer of fag."
"I like the pole and the hole, and right now, I'm as moist as a snack cake down there..."
I could probably go on forever...but it is dinner time. :-)
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Jerri, speaking to her brother and his friends, "Why does
your finger smell like
his ass!"
