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Originally Posted by GypsySorcerer

She was enjoyable in A League of Their Own, but she was essentially playing herself there too.

Best movie ever!

Doris: Hey Mae, Mae, your date's here.
Mae: How do I look?
Doris: Where'd you get that dress?
Mae: Borrowed it.
Doris: It don't fit you, Mae, it's too tight.
Mae: I don't plan on wearing it that long.
Doris: Ohh. I don't know why you get dressed at all.

Mae: What if at a key moment in the game my, my uniform bursts open and, uh, oops., my bosoms come flying out? That, that might draw a crowd, right?
Doris: You think there are men in this country who ain't seen your bosoms?

Almost as quotable as Mommie Dearest!