Round 3 - "I Can't Wait"
Ingredients:
(1) pre-written synth music track circa 1984
(2) cartons of Kools in the box
(1) case E & J V.S.O.P top shelf brandy
(1) pint distilled bitterness from Jimmy Iovine dumping the project
(48) ounces of premium Columbian grade cocaine
(1) set of disjointed cut-and-paste lyrics from drunken journals
Combine synth track with 1/4 case of brandy. With poor judgement in place, liberally add cut-and-paste lyrics to music. Smoke one carton of Kools, washed down with a 1/4 case of brandy, a 1/2 pint of bitterness and 12 ounces of snorted cocaine. Record uninspired vocals. Rinse and repeat. Use Jim Keltner as inspiration to get acceptable track.
Combine remaining ingredients with awesome 80's hairdo, faboo dress, three large staircases, equally coked out friends well-wishers and bandmates, and breakable brick wall and put on high heat until you achieve a rolling boil. Record for posterity and file recipe under "Dated- Won't Hold Up Under Scrutiny of Time" recipe file.
*** WARNING!! Please note: do not attempt to recreate this recipe live as the case of brandy and the 48 ounces of cocaine tend to react badly on stage, causing the artist to spin wildly and fall off the stage.
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