[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally Posted by all the same

Best not to pretend you're Jewish. The jewish people are MASSIVE grudge holders! And they'd probably shame you too! I worked for a Jewish newspaper and quit 'cause I had a better offer and GET THIS! They bought me a cake and had a little party for me which was super cute, but they also gave me a card. The two owners of the paper wrote in the card "I forgive you," as opposed to "good luck on your new venture" or something like that. CAN YOU IMAGINE???!!! Hilarious!

darklinensuit is Jewish