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Originally Posted by GardenStateGirlie
I know.
Oh right, so then the death of the matriarch of the family (when she finds out i'm not really Jewish) will be blamed on me 
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Best not to pretend you're Jewish. The jewish people are MASSIVE grudge holders!

And they'd probably shame you too! I worked for a Jewish newspaper and quit 'cause I had a better offer and GET THIS! They bought me a cake and had a little party for me which was super cute, but they also gave me a card. The two owners of the paper wrote in the card "I forgive you," as opposed to "good luck on your new venture" or something like that. CAN YOU IMAGINE???!!! Hilarious!
