This one is really bad. I mean, i was really bad at the time. Okay, so, when I was 21 I had this one boyfriend I cheated on. Never cheated again. So.
I lived in the upstairs part of the house with my cheetee as my roomate. My boyfriend that I cheated on lived downstairs. In the back part of the house lived the best friends of my cheetee's ex/current girlfriend (the one he cheated with me on) and also they were friends with my boyfriend. The night before my 22nd birthday, I put a load of all my cutest summer delicates in the house washer. I went to move them to the dryer the next morning, on my birthday, and there were bleach spots on them
everywhere. everywhere. All my cutest clothes, on my birthday. It could've been an accident? But I don't really think it was.
SABOTAGE!!!!!! 
Anyway, don't cheat kids. It can ruin your laundry.
