Guess I forgot to mention that I don't like coffee. I'm a rather negative person, I guess.
Can't drink - alchohol even in small doses makes me ill.
Can't dance - have no rhythm and poor balance.
I like live music, but let's remember that I live in Vacahell. Live music around here consists of three things: Country bands at the local bars (

), local alternative (or whatever the hell they call themselves now) bands

(which means a lot of stoned-out teeny boppers), and the middle-aged mediocre cover bands that play at the Creekwalk.
I'm really not trying to be contrary. (Believe it or not). I've never had luck in the romance department - friends have tried hooking me up with friends of theirs or friends of their boyfriends (one even tried to pass off one of his own boyfriends off on me "He's bi, you want him?"), but nothing ever came of it.
Also, my senses seem a bit off. There've been times when friends and coworkers have said "That guy was totally checking you out/flirting with you!" and I didn't even notice.
