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Old 06-21-2005, 02:36 PM
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Originally Posted by dudden22
I recently moved in with someone who is a slurper. If it was just one thing, like soup, I could handle it. It is everything, coffee, cereal, pizza(don't ask), and don't even get me started on the pasta. It is a very loud slurp, there may as well be a cow at the table. It took everything I had to not stab in the thigh with my fork this morning.

Has anyone ever had a roommate or friend with an annoying habit and how did you tell them about it? I don't want to hurt his feelings, but Christ!!

I may need a klonopin to get through my next meal with him.


Dude, you have to tell him. Or else you will stab him. It's one or the other. You know you won't be able to stop yourself if you let it get too bad.
What the heck is wrong with people? When I was growing up, should the slightest noise emanate from my mouth or the food I was eating, I would immediately hear: "QUIT THAT GODDAMN SMACKING, YOU'Re MAKING ME SICK!"
or "DON'T SLURP!!!!!" or "Uh! I'm eating in my room, you're making me sick!"
or "EITHER SPIT THAT GUM OUT OR QUIT CHEWING LIKE A COW!!!"
Man, isn't anyone teaching their kids how to eat normally?
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