It isn't really a phrase or a word that I hate, but I hate when people are extremely stupid online, and can't type for ****. Seriously, I want to slap them.
Example: (She was talking about a membership that needed a credit card)
Jen: o and of coure they want a credit card
Me: Of course
Me: I have that
Jen: i was planning on using my very first chedck
Jen: what
Me: A credit card.
Me: Do you listen to what you say?
Jen: well im getting a vist check card
Jen: no
Jen: i READ what u say
Jen: hahahhaha
Me: You put the emphasis on the wrong syllable
Jen: what
Jen: english please
Me: It should be "I read what YOU say." Please tell me you're kidding and you know what a syllable is.
Jen: the thing were u clap to see how many u get for a word
Jen: like blue is one
Jen: clpa
Jen: and yellow is ..hold on
Jen: 2
Another:
Jen: OMG DID U HEAR ABOUT THE GUT WHO HAD SEX WITH A DOG????????????????????????????????????????????
Me: Excuse me?
Jen: u didnt
Jen: hold on
Me: The gut??
Jen: guy
Jen: dofus
Me: Wow.
Me: Why are you calling me a doofus? Sorry, I don't speak retard.
Jen: a 37 man was working for a resifent on 7th street was arrested jun9th after he alledgedly had sexual contact with a dog. Police arrested Noel Huecian after he was seen approacing an skita dog in a fenced backyard. He reportidlly exposed himslf to the dog and allowed sexual contact with the dog. at 1230 the same day, huecias was observed jupping the fence again and allowed sexual contact with the doh agian. STC po observed and took into custody, uecais was charge ith 1 count sexual contracy wiht animal, a class 4 felony and with crimnal tresspass to land. the dog was unharmed
I never understand anything she's saying online, becuase she spells everything wrong. Does this annoy anyone else??
