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Originally Posted by lagringader&r

I was just like talking to someone the other day and he goes "i just like boughten some beer for you guys's friends irregardless of whether you really like needed it or not." So, like I go "Your verbiage sucks ass and FYI, you basically owe us more than one six-pack because, according to my data, basically you guys's little lecture about family values, like used up basically more than three six packs." So, like he basically goes "Are you sure?" I go "Just keeping it real, dude." He goes "Well, God Bless Amurrca, that's like..a tragedy." So, like I go "Well, don't get your panties in a wad. It's not like you're thugs and murderers or anything. But, you can't have your cake and eat it too, so pay up. Move it or lose it or your ass is grass." So, he basically like held his hand up and goes "That may or may not be the case, but say it to the hand. Your mom! You are the weakest link! Bitch!" I go "Hey, that's Ms. Bitch to you. I swear, it's like talking to a brick wall. That's the bottom line. You like owe us. That's money. But, what do I know." So, like he starts crying and licking his wounds and I was like thinking "I'll give you something to cry about", but right then we looked to the TV and saw President George Bush giving a speech about homeland security and freedom haters. We felt unified and both go "That's what I'm talking about!" Final answer? We hugged and made up. Our friendship is like da bomb! Do you follow what I'm saying?

(I just wanted to see if that was possible.. Do you follow?)



Stevie does this in every one of her songs!

Omigod, I didn't even see that! masterful, after my own heart! That was hella good!