1) What would you say if a relatively close friend of yours wanted to listen to your heartbeat?
Yes.
2) With a stethescope?
Yes.
3) With his or her ear?
Yes.
4) What if it was the same situation but with an aquaintance instead?
Probably not.
5) What if someone wanted to record your heartbeat and listen to it repeatedly?
Depending on who it was, I might consider it.
6) What are the four best non-alcoholic drinks besides water?
Diet Dr. Pepper, Diet Cherry Coke, Crystal Light (most flavors will do) English Tea.
7) What are the four best alcoholic drinks?
I don't drink.
8) Martin Luther King Jr. or Malcolm X?
Martin Luther King Jr.
9) Julius Caesar or Much Ado About Nothing?
Julius Caesar.
10) Macbeth or Hamlet?
Macbeth.
11) The Beatles or Elvis?
The Beatles.
12) The Beatles or Fleetwood Mac?
Fleetwood Mac.
13) Bill Frist or Fred Phelps?
Bill Frist.
14) Britney or Kevin?
I'm sorry, but I cannot choose between those two diseases.
15) Jessica or Ashlee
Jessica, I guess.
16) Blueberries or blackberries?
Blackberries.
17) Cockroaches or mole crickets (pototo bugs)?
Nither. Bugs are my true phobia.
18) What's the funnier book title- Fire: Friend or Foe or Pass Me a Pine Cone?
Pass Me a Pine Cone.
19) Have you ever experienced any pleasure (as a child or otherwise) from playing with insects? ( Pleasure does not mean torturing and killing, by the way)
I wasn't allowed to have pets, but I wasn't desperate either. 
20) Do you hate crowds of people as much as I do?
If they smell.
21) Do you have an overwhelming urge to rally support for legislation banning children in resturants when you're trying to eat and one starts crying vociferously?
No, but I would like to throw my knife at the parents occationally.
22) Did you cringe when Dubya said the situation in Iraq was vociferous when he meant to say it was chaotic?
Yes
23) Was that a rhetorical question?
Yes indeedy.
24) Will M.J. get off just like O.J. did?
Yes. 