This was definitely one of the harder ones I've done... LOL
1) What would you say if a relatively close friend of yours asked to listen to your heartbeat? I actually think that would be really cool!
2) With a stethoscope? How else would you do it?
3) With his or her ear? Doesn't matter
4) What if it was the same situation but with an acquaintance instead? Awkward
5) What if someone wanted to record your heartbeat to listen to repeatedly? Once again, awkward
6) What are the four best non-alcoholic drinks besides water? I only drink water
7) What are the four best alcoholic drinks? Nasty
~~senseless either/or section~~
8) Martin Luther King Jr. or Malcolm X? Malcolm X
9) Julius Caesar or Much Ado About Nothing? Julius Caesar
10) Macbeth or Hamlet? I don't care... LOL
11) The Beatles or Elvis? Beatles
12) The Beatles or Fleetwood Mac? FLEETWOOD MAC
13) Bill Frist or Fred Phelps? Who?
14) Britney or Kevin? Britney
15) Jessica or Ashlee? Ashlee!!!
16) Blueberries or blackberries? Neither
17) Cockroaches or mole crickets (potato bugs)? Gross.
18) What’s the funnier book title— Pass Me a Pine Cone
19) Have you ever experienced any pleasure (as a child or otherwise) from playing with insects? (Playing with does not mean torturing and killing, by the way). Nope
20) Do you hate crowds of people as much as I do? Yes, I do
21) Do you have an overwhelming urge to rally support for legislation banning children in restaurants when you’re trying to eat and one starts crying vociferously? YES
22) Did you cringe when Dubya said that the situation in Iraq was vociferous when he meant to say it was chaotic? YES
23) Was that a rhetorical question? Sure?
24) Will MJ get off like OJ did? Nope