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Originally Posted by seeker007nmss
You have to start your own church, become tax exempt, go on TV and fleece people from their money. Offer FREE tapes of your speeches for only 19.95 postage and handling. Sell the names and addresses of those that call in for Prayer Warriors to pray for them to marketing firms for more cash. They if all else fails, say God told you that if you don't raise $$100 Milion dollars the devil is going to take you. Add in a few crying women with awful makeup- Some bad singers - and there you go! Out of debt!  Then go on and market this package as a Christian Teaching Tool to get out of debt! |
The First Church of the Chiffonheads!
We can make up ur own belief system of how our Lord Stevie was placed here on Earth to enlighten us, Teach, etc, blahblahblahblahyaddayaddayadda...
Then again on second thought, That wouldnt sell too good to those Lindsey-ites and Penguin-pushers, And of course those Moneybag M$ck's
