[Miss Vicky]

Originally Posted by irishgrl

and here's a fave that NO ONE has heard but ME (NO YOU HAVENT!)
Poisoning pigeons in the park

OH YES I HAVE!! In fact, it's on The Very Best of Dr. Demento, along with "Fish Heads" "Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah," and songs like "My Dead Dog Rover," "They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa!," "Don't Eat the Yellow Snow," and "Dead Puppies."