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Old 06-04-2005, 12:00 AM
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Originally Posted by seeker007nmss
At work we had an all female crew on the craps table. I walked up and they were talking about using a turkey baster to get inceminated by sperm. (I have no idea how they got there, I didn't want to know, but they looked at me like it was a normal girl conversation.) Something about getting pregnant, and how far they would go if they had to..... I just kinda drifted away. thinking..... "Turkey baster?" must be a girl thing. I thought is was just sick. I hoping it was one of those "had to be there" kinda things and not normal girl conversation. It appears it was. All I could think of was *sarcasticly* "How romantic, to concieve with Mr. Butterball." Okay I will shut now and go to bed. I won't ask if you don't.
erm, to be fair, I don't think I have ever had a turkey baster convo, except for jokingly. I feel kinda bad for you. Although, to be fair, it does happen. Though, I, myself, try to avoid pregnancy.
I can see it's seared into your mind, though. You might want to consider Klonopin.
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