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Ryan Seacrest is whoreanus, plastic surgery or no plastic surgery. He resembles a used car salesman from Detroit who just discovered a flat-iron and got his teeth capped. And you failed to mention Loretta Switt and Jocelyn Wyldenstein (who can also be confused for Priscilla Presley these days)!

I've been saying it for ages, but if some of these people ar epulled any tighter, their mouths will open the next time they cross their legs. Meg "Troutlips" Ryan is just disgusting to look at, whereas with Joan Rivers, it's part of her schtick and you get accustomed to it. She has to have that surgery yearly or else she just won't be Joan Rivers.

Quite honestly, I'm more worried about those anorexic fetuses that are all over the boob tube. Water and Altoids is not a healthy diet. Grow some fat cells, people.