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01) My uncle once: My uncle for all time

02) Never in my life: Have I been married

03) When I was five: I couldn't wait to be six

04) High School was: An experience I'd like to never re-live

05) I will never forget: My first love

06) I once met: Someone I thought I'd marry

07) There's this girl I know who: Knows me too

08) Once at a bar: Drink your butt off!

09) By noon I usually: Have woken up (but not always)

10) Last night: I worked til 10:30, then came home and caught up here

11) If I only had: One wish, I'd still never tell....

12) Next time I go to church: I'll hope I'm not singing off key

13) Terry Schiavo: Would likely have suffered more if she could have understood the fiasco her family turned her into

14) I have a confession to make: But you think I'm gonna post it here???

15) When I turn my head left, I see: The back window

16) When I turn my head right, I see: A storage closet

17) You know I'm lying when: I start raving about the latest episode of Nick and Jessica

18) Everyday, I constantly think about: How thankful that I'm not quite THAT obsessed about anything

19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be: Quite well-spoken

20) By this time next year: I'll be approaching my 36th birthday

21) A better name for me would be: Myself

22) I have a hard time understanding: Why people voted George Bush in again

23) If I ever go back to school I'll: Really miss my job

24) You know I like you if: I let you meet my dog

25) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: The person who hands me the statue

26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: Make me think of the Sesame Street song - "which of these things just doesn't belong.."

27) Take my advice, never: Offer unsolicited advice

28) My ideal breakfast is: At noon or later

29) A song I love, but do not have is: Bette Davis Eyes

30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: You learn how to speak some French

31) Tulips: Are my all time favourite flower

32) Why won't anyone: Introduce me to Stevie Nicks???

33) If you spend the night at my house: Where you sleep will dictate how much I like you

34) I'd stop my wedding for: A moment, just to savour it all

35) The world could do without: Deep fried pork rinds

36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: Shake George Bush's hand

37) My favorite blonde is: My golden retriever

38) Paper clips are more useful than: My answers to this fun exercise

39) If I do anything well, it's: My job

40) And by the way: I love my job

41) The last time I was drunk, I: Laughed my butt off with my best friends