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Old 05-24-2005, 09:34 PM
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Stephanie Miller was talking about this article this morning that outlines how chimps are smarter than republicans.

http://stephaniemillershow.blogspot.com/



Tuesday, May 24, 2005

Darwin Was Wrong
Chimpanzees do not select the least intelligent and most hapless of the group to be their leader. They do not passively tolerate his ruining their standard of living and their environment. They do not mindlessly follow him off on a bloody crusade just because he spins fanciful yarns about bananas of mass destruction. Chimps are too smart to fall for such transparent nonsense.

When a gorilla goes around ignorantly grabbing the breasts of the lady gorillas, he does not subsequently win a special election to become Top Regional Ape, especially when none of the rest can understand what the hell he is trying to say. A gorilla who treats females with contempt incurs the wrath of the community and gets bitten and hit prior to being launched headfirst into a pile of hippo poop, which is exactly as it should be.

And the article continues at http://www.makethemaccountable.com/p...inWasWrong.htm
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