My two favorite, Bushisms are :
(1) "There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." —Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002
I'm from TN, and I don't know what the hell he is talking about here. I know the old saying "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.
(2) "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." —Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004
God, isn't that the truth!
Also, I love David Letterman's "George W. Bush's Joke That Isn't a Joke." He has a whole segment along those lines almost every night. They are hilarious!
