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01) My uncle once caught the garder belt at my sister's wedding
02) Never in my life have I been able to jump rope.
03) When I was five I kissed a boy under the table.
04) High School was interesting and annoying all at the same time.
05) I will never forget my first boyfriend.
06) I once met the lead singer from Everclear
07) There's this girl I know who went home with a guy she doesnt know and slept with him.
08) Once, at a bar I tried to take off my pants.
09) By noon I usually have consumed around 600-800 calories
10) Last night was busy.
11) If I only had more money I could help out my parents.
12) Next time I go to church will be soon with my mother.
13) Terry Schiavo should have been able to stay alive.
14) I have a confession to make, I hate cellulite.
15) When I turn my head left, I see my coworker.
16) When I turn my head right, I see the wall.
17) You know I'm lying when I am able to look you straight in the eye and tell you a story without blinking.
18) Everyday, I constantly think about my thighs and weight.
19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be Juliet. She was beautiful and tragic all at the same time.
20) By this time next year smaller and have longer hair along with being 28.
21) A better name for me would be Tracy.
22) I have a hard time understanding why people are racist and dont like Howard Stern.
23) If I ever go back to school I'll become a dietician or personal trainer.
24) You know I like you if I buy you things.
25) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be my husband.
26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: who?
27) Take my advice, never take advice from somebody that is younger than you. HA HA
28) My ideal breakfast is smores pop tarts or french toast with powered sugar, YUMMY!!
29) A song I love, but do not have is We Belong Together by Mariah Carey
30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest eating at Fat Heads in the Southside.
31) Tulips are pretty
32) Why won't anyone pay for me to get lipo.
33) If you spend the night at my house I will make you breakfast
34) I'd stop my wedding for Lindsey Buckingham.
35) The world could do without any type of bugs or bees.
36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than go to a funeral.
37) My favorite blonde is Stevie Nicks with Gwen Stefani close behind.
38) Paper clips are more useful than
39) If I do anything well, it's make jokes and bake cookies or cakes.
40) And by the way I like to drink lots of beer
41) The last time I was drunk was saturday night and I ate a huge plate of food and then washed it down with 5-6 miller lites. Good stuff!
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