01) My uncle once: met a woman on the internet from China, and moved to China--married her-got her pregnant in a month, the government came after them, forced her to have an abortion and pay a fine....and hes still there! some uncle huh lol
02) Never in my life: Have I been to another country.
03) When I was five: I started school...
04) High School was: great, loved it.
05) I will never forget: Stevie!
06) I once met: Senator Mary Landrieu, Senator Stabenow, Congresswoman Denise Majette, Georgia Sec. of State Cathy Cox (soon to be Governor hopefully), Lindsey Buckingham,
07) There's this girl I know who: is a slut.
08) Once, at a bar: I got in a drunken argument with a military guy who informed me that military people are the only ppl who are worthy, everyone else is lazy bastards
09) By noon I usually: am at work or class.
10) Last night: I did absolutely nothing.
11) If I only had: a million dollars.
12) Next time I go to church: will be sometime from now.
13) Terry Schiavo: is dead.
14) I have a confession to make: no i dont.
15) When I turn my head left, I see: Stevie Say You Will pic
16) When I turn my head right, I see: Stevie RAL LP
17) You know I'm lying when: sorry no1 ever knows.
18) Everyday, I constantly think about: Stevie
19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be: ehh
20) By this time next year: I will be at Cal State in San Bernardino, and working
21) A better name for me would be: Jake
22) I have a hard time understanding: College math
23) If I ever go back to school I'll: im in school
24) You know I like you if: i tell you.
25) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: My family
26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: ehhh
27) Take my advice, never: do one of these again.
28) My ideal breakfast is: Grits, bacon, eggs, biscuits
29) A song I love, but do not have is: have all songs i love.
30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: Wrapping yourself in a rebel flag.
31) Tulips: who cares>?
32) Why won't anyone: Lose their winning lottery ticket and let em find it.
33) If you spend the night at my house: I will give you Jesus Juice.
34) I'd stop my wedding for: Stevie
35) The world could do without: Bush
36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: lick the belly of a spider
37) My favorite blonde is: Stevie, Debbi Harry, and Cameron Diaz
38) Paper clips are more useful than: Staples.
39) If I do anything well, it's: Love
40) And by the way: this was annoying sorta
41) The last time I was drunk, I: fell off a bar chair...
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