I'm smoking right now!
Chick: "You shouldn't smoke. Each one of those things is a little stick of death!"
Meg: "That's what I like about it, Chick! Taking a drag off death... What power, what exhilaration!!! Ahhhh... Here, you wanna drag?!?!"
By the way: I LOVE POLLS. Hmmm... Maybe I'll start a Poll Poll.