Awww. I'm not, but thank you.
No, I'm not uppity with it, because it doesn't coalesce well in my mind, to write about. It's much better when I write papers. Rest assured, though, if I could be snobulous, I might be!
My friends tend to think I seem snobbish.
I tend to have a nebulous grasp of the EVERYTHING, without having too many details about any one thing. I like to think about how everything in the world fits together, and I tend to abhorr petty details. I'm very "big picture"
whatevah that means. It's a curse, but in my mind, it's a blessing, because I have lots of things to think about! I love being deep, yet shallow, and well educated, yet not completely. I love being smart, yet dumb, yet misunderstood, yet not not really. I love being complex, yet simple, yet moody, yet consistent. Also I am pretty, yet ugly, that's always fascinating. Plus, nice, yet mean. Giving, yet Stingy. It really goes on and on. It's all part of the Cancer enigma.
(include dorky yet dorky).
Thanks, though, that is quite a compliment coming from one of the nicest, most thoughtful, smartest people on the Ledge. 
Oh, as I look at my post, you can also add: Self absorbed, yet interested in others.