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Originally Posted by SuzeQuze
Haha, I was just thinking your sense of humor is coming back and read your new home city, hehe. Welcome back, Bri's sense of humor!
I love reading y'alls stories. Love it! These are the kinds of things that have made me a believer.  Keem 'em comin'!
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at the funeral home, believe it or not, I was asked what do I think Mom is doing at the moment, My reply was easy:
"She is chasing men down in the afterlife, While driving in her 1976 Trans-Am and asking to check their, uh,
fire-hoses"
I am surprised she didn't want to be buried in her favorite t-shirt though:
"I gave up Sex for bowling, The balls are lighter and you dont need to change your shoes"
